I can solve a Rubik's 2x2x2 Cube,
no matter how random it is.
I once hired Batman for voice-over work.
It's the only radio record I've gone to.
I taught myself guitar holding a right-handed
guitar upside down. I'm left-handed.
I learned typography with Letraset sheets.
I was in a spy-alt-rock band, The Invincible
Dr. Psyclops Invasion, playing shows at
The Cutting Room, North Six and the
Philadelphia Fringe Festival.
I once wanted to professionally fix
the ID3 tags of people's digital music collections.
Not my best idea.
I can pretty much recite any line from
A Few Good Men.
My line for face painting at my boys' school fundraiser is always the longest.
My grandfather gave me my first haircut
in his kitchen sink.
I learned to drive stick in a Nissan 300Z.
Not my friend's best idea.
I have a collection of Legos and Star Wars toys that my children are not allowed to play with.
My kids have a Lego collection I'm not allowed
to play with.
I built a 60-foot boardwalk with some friends
I once went to Las Vegas for work.
Not my employer's best idea.
I love old cameras and vintage Coke bottles.
I write down funny things my kids say.
I think it'll be a book.
Pokemon GO is an excellent excuse to give
my dog ridiculously long walks.
I've read the entire DUNE series.
It gets pretty trippy,
I believe in Aliens, Gremlins,
and the Oxford Comma.